gammy is a cunt

Indooroopilly Police have their best man on the job, trying to locate my missing passport. Constable Jeff however, turns out to be a supercunt, sharing 99% of Gammys DNA. Cuntstable Jeff seems not to understand the basic principle of International travel, ignoring the fact all I need is a crime number to get a new passport. Cunstable Jeff seemed to have trouble filling in forms with important information like the date and his own name. Cunstable Jeff, a man so inept he makes Gammy look Columbo. Hold on, after a couple of shandys, Gammy becomes Columbo. Case closed.