gammy is a cunt

All kneel before the legend of Brian Startup, surely a man of his status should not be connected with the SuperCunt Gammy
 

Thats my dad and the reason for that startled look is the supercunt had just knocked over his pint, the scenes that followed were very messy, i left when i saw my dad pull the cigarette machine from the wall and smash the supercunt over the head with it!
 

although chicky is a legend the young lard was unaware of this when he was a young boy, it just seemed perfectly acceptable to launch bricks at him and his house, i thought it was quite funny at the time, come to think of it i still think its funny! Chicky throws darts, lard throws bricks, lard wins!
 

I was going to write something amusing,but my mum has just gone out,so im going to have a wank instead.