gammy is a cunt

Walking home from work monday evening, Gammy was spat upon by a tramp in the middle of Tunbridge Wells. I would urge everybody to track this honourable gentlemen down so we can give him our thanks and a voucher for 48 cans of cider. I would also like to encourage more people, homeless or not, to start spitting at the spaniard at every opportunity. Only by covering him in phlegm will we unveil his natural beauty.