Thursday, June 16, 2005
Gammy I Want You Dead
Sir Bob Geldof is very upset. It would seem that Gammy
winning two tickets in the Live 8 Lottery has pushed him
over the edge. "I didn't organise this global event just so
a spotty fuckwit cunt like him would win a ticket"
Sir Bob was talked out of commiting mass murder
against all Subielas when he accidently put diesel in his
unleaded chainsaw. Lard has been put on standby,
his ball hammer is ready to swing at 15 minutes notice.

winning two tickets in the Live 8 Lottery has pushed him
over the edge. "I didn't organise this global event just so
a spotty fuckwit cunt like him would win a ticket"
Sir Bob was talked out of commiting mass murder
against all Subielas when he accidently put diesel in his
unleaded chainsaw. Lard has been put on standby,
his ball hammer is ready to swing at 15 minutes notice.

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the hammer awaits, you say the word then listen for the thud as it strikes the spotty one's temple. giac dgd
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