Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Shoot The Spaniard!
Well no, sadly you can't, not until the Lardster becomes King and decides Spaniards are in the same category as wood pigeons and voles. You can however shoot something nearly as irritating if you click HERE
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Have A Crack At This
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Gammy I Want You Dead
Sir Bob Geldof is very upset. It would seem that Gammy
winning two tickets in the Live 8 Lottery has pushed him
over the edge. "I didn't organise this global event just so
a spotty fuckwit cunt like him would win a ticket"
Sir Bob was talked out of commiting mass murder
against all Subielas when he accidently put diesel in his
unleaded chainsaw. Lard has been put on standby,
his ball hammer is ready to swing at 15 minutes notice.
winning two tickets in the Live 8 Lottery has pushed him
over the edge. "I didn't organise this global event just so
a spotty fuckwit cunt like him would win a ticket"
Sir Bob was talked out of commiting mass murder
against all Subielas when he accidently put diesel in his
unleaded chainsaw. Lard has been put on standby,
his ball hammer is ready to swing at 15 minutes notice.
Monday, June 13, 2005
Guest Book
A Guest Book is now up and running and can be found if you can be bothered to look for it. Please channel all venom and hatred in this general direction, I'll make sure the spotty fuckwit receives everything you can muster. Please note razor blades in Jiffy bags must be coated in piss and shit to ensure evey chance of a nasty infection.
Listen Lads, Now We've All Had A Drink...
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Oi Stavros, Got Any Scooby Snacks?
Top Banana
This man is a hero. This man is a legend. This man is a banana.
If it wasn't for Lard this site wouldn't exist.
His hatred for all things Subiela drives me on.
His commitment to the cause fuels a fire of hatred in us all.
A fire that will burn the spots from Gammys face.
And that will need a whole lot of fire, I can tell you.
If it wasn't for Lard this site wouldn't exist.
His hatred for all things Subiela drives me on.
His commitment to the cause fuels a fire of hatred in us all.
A fire that will burn the spots from Gammys face.
And that will need a whole lot of fire, I can tell you.
Make Your Own Big Tone!
This is my attempt to make my own Big Tony. Attention to
detail is important, coco pops MUST be included in all
future designs, as they are an integral part of the
Big Tony experience. I later burnt my Big Tony as it was
boring me to tears. It was however, in its short life,
at least 25% more interesting than the real thing.
detail is important, coco pops MUST be included in all
future designs, as they are an integral part of the
Big Tony experience. I later burnt my Big Tony as it was
boring me to tears. It was however, in its short life,
at least 25% more interesting than the real thing.
Friday, June 10, 2005
Worse Mistake Ever
Justice At Last For The Hadlow 16
Celebrating their freedom upon release after doctoring the
results of a pigeon race, the Hadlow 16 were in buoyant mood.
Shortly after this picture was taken the mood soon turned
sour after the Willy snagged his leash on a passing pushchair
and was nearly throttled. His life was saved, not for the first
time, by a pensioner and his whittling knife.
results of a pigeon race, the Hadlow 16 were in buoyant mood.
Shortly after this picture was taken the mood soon turned
sour after the Willy snagged his leash on a passing pushchair
and was nearly throttled. His life was saved, not for the first
time, by a pensioner and his whittling knife.
Uncle Weird Astonished By Teeth
Bunny is taken aback by the shine and ferocity of Tim Mongs teeth.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Manuel Spots Gammy
This is the moment we've all been waiting for. They've not
seen each other for fifteen years, but Gammo surprises
Manuel by walking into the Blue Oyster Bar in Madrid.
Manuel had just been sucking off a group of gay bikers
and hadn't even collected his tip or HIV test results.
But as you can see he was happy to meet the the prick.
seen each other for fifteen years, but Gammo surprises
Manuel by walking into the Blue Oyster Bar in Madrid.
Manuel had just been sucking off a group of gay bikers
and hadn't even collected his tip or HIV test results.
But as you can see he was happy to meet the the prick.
Kelly From The Gladstone
Chief becomes agitated after seeing Emile Heskey buying tokens for the dodgems.
Gammy In A Coma!
Gammy slipped into a coma last night after drinking two glasses of wine. His favourite pop star Christina Aguilera was asked to record a message of hope, so that it could be played at his bedside. This was her fantastic response:
He certainly is!
Possibly the most boring man EVER
This is Big Tony, Possibly the most boring man EVER. If you can't
sleep at night, phone Big Tone, he'll have you sleeping like a baby.
sleep at night, phone Big Tone, he'll have you sleeping like a baby.
Nice spots!
Have you seen Manuel?
Hello my name is Gammy. If I had any friends they would call me Lee. But I don't have any friends so Gammy it is. Will you be my friend?
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